From seventh to first in just weeks, then nine years of success that had all the other Serie A clubs as infuriated as Germano Mosconi after the third take.

But it’s not over until the Fat Signora sings, and Benevento might have to unleash those tuckshop-lady arms and get swinging before they end up like Matrona Parmigiana and Cicciona Crotone, singing for their supper in Serie B.

It all begins with an idea.